I’m truly sad and enraged that Rick Santorum was not subjected to a lecture and a trans-anal ultrasound before aborting his embryonic campaign.
I just want to make sure he has all the information before making such a huge, life-altering decision.
Get on it, Congress. Make a law.
(via shorterexcerpts)
Last night a possum broke into a bakery and ate so many pastries he couldn’t move, this is how they found him this morning. I love Australia
“No mate, I can’t have another bite…”
